I am coming back with a bang!!! I have three funny stories that I have to share because I feel that dental marketing has sucked out all my brain cells....

Story 1:

Last week we had a big snow storm and I woke up early to find my car covered in snow. Nothing out of the ordinary this winter. I do the normal, brush all the snow off , scrape off the ice and heat up the car. However, Hartman wakes up (just to let you know it is 6am!) and comes to see if I am okay. I get in my car and start reversing down the driveway but my car starts sliding all over the place. Hartman comes out in his slippers and pushes me on to the road. I say thanks, love you, will drive safe, blah blah but then a car comes up behind me so I have to leave. I put the car into drive and try to move but I keep slipping on the snow. I just cannot move and I do not understand why. Hartman looks as confused as me and the car behind is waiting to get by. I just keep trying to gun it and at that point Hartman runs out into the road and tries to work out why the car is not moving. We finally push it enough so the car behind can get by. I watch it drive by - this probably 1980 beat up Honda just smoothly goes on by. I am at this point so confused. Hartman tells me to go back to the house as our little Cleo is standing in the doorway staring out of the glass door - looking adorable as always. So I start heading towards the house and Hartman gets in the care to sort out the problem. Well, the same second he gets in the car he gets out and shouts to me.......
"It is usually easier to drive in this weather without the emergency brake on!!!"
I AM SUCH A DORK!!!! hahahaha